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Father Demotivational Poster


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am, #224045
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am, #224044
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am, #223853
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #223831
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm, #223830

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am, #223791
great


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am, #253276
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm, #253254
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247022
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247021
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247017
Is This A Real Picture .


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm, #234421
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am, #234403
Thanks, made me laugh.


FATHER TO SON -


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm, #233116
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm, #233108
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm, #233106
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226144
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm, #225071
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm, #225062

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm, #224990
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm, #224989
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm, #224988
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm, #224987
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm, #224986
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am, #224984
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am, #224982
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am, #224943
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am, #224932
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am, #224929
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am, #224923
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm, #224907
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #224905
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm, #224904
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm, #224903
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm, #224902
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm, #224900
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm, #224899
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm, #224898
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm, #224897

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224896
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm, #224889
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224888
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm, #224883
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am, #224872
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm, #224865
5uperman 5trong!


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm, #251901
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am, #228919

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223563
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm, #213017
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm, #213012
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


HAPPY HOUR - COULD END WITH ONE PHONE CALL.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm, #239699
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am, #239694
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am, #239693
Where is this place???!!


DAD I AM -


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm, #244333

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am, #196710
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm, #195722
Perfect.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm, #195720

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm, #195718
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL


THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm, #180587
Platinum.
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm, #180554
thanks!
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #180552
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm, #180549
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm, #180548
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that h***er. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am, #180545
f***ING PERFECT Airman!!!


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - ....it's for everyone


TAGS: father
Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:06 am, #240453
OOPS!I meant to say "possible."
twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:05 am, #240452
Political Correctness: The liberal conceit that it is entirely possib;e top pick up a turd by the clean end.
SmartAZ - September 22, 2012, 1:04 am, #239290
parenteral — adj 1. (esp of the route by which a drug is administered) by means other than through the digestive tract, esp by injection 2. designating a drug to be injected http://dictionary.com/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:37 pm, #235996
That thing in the middle of the road a person-hole cover, lady’s man is now a person’s person, when people sing they sing, “For they’re a jolly good person.” This is sort of the thing that you’d hear on Late Night with David Letter-Person. –George Carlin.


LIFE IS A JOB -


TAGS: father guido sarducci
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 10, 2011, 3:23 pm, #218369
"But it could add up." More chilling words have yet to be uttered on the internets.
whatukno - May 10, 2011, 12:47 pm, #218368
Classic Father Guido Sarducci!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 6:32 pm, #218004

I miss the old SNL
Airman - May 3, 2011, 6:28 pm, #218003
I was wondering if anyone remembered him from SNL
Sean - May 3, 2011, 5:24 pm, #217992
what an amazing pic and great poster. Father Guido Sarducci. Whatta guy.


THIS FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm, #254177
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm, #239759
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227714
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


PRIDE -




FOR FATHERS DAY - Take him on a relaxing country outing Because remember You're the reason he's going crazy.




BIRDS AND BEES WON'T CUT IT THESE DAYS -


TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm, #230562
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.


FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?




FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: absent father
Rating: 4.73/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:03 pm, #227605
verily
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:44 am, #220203

epic


FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.




OWNED -


TAGS: charlie fathered
Rating: 4.88/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am, #220029
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm, #220008
he rules hst rip


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




RETRACTION -


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm, #248121
Nice.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am, #248094
Bingo
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm, #248084

In a word, AMESOME!


DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.




DIAPER CHANGE -




FATHER AND SON MOMENT #1 - "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


TAGS: father son marrige
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 50cal

AdmiralAckbar - September 8, 2010, 4:49 pm, #192860
Ba Dum Dum Chhh 5 midlife crisises
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:44 pm, #192859
Nicely done.


BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did."


TAGS: father son bonding
Rating: 2.93/5

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Culos - February 6, 2009, 3:58 am, #57282
Sounds very very very familiar, ROFl
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 7:14 pm, #57208
agree...hilarious..well chosen pic and saying.
Sean - February 5, 2009, 7:09 pm, #57205
Hilarious. And oh, the memories ....


FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am, #235868
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”


MY FATHER -


TAGS: father good bad grave death
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

carebear - March 13, 2012, 5:48 pm, #231241
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 13, 2012, 5:27 pm, #231239
Interesting take you have there... I was think more along the lines of "work" but, of course, everything is open to interpretations...
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:18 pm, #231186
(carebear BANNED)


LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - Crap!!!! Sorry Son.




MASK -


TAGS: lost dreams father husband
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

scribbles412 - May 1, 2011, 4:13 am, #217806
I hugs for you, from someone who's just come to terms
Kspace - April 13, 2011, 8:39 am, #216285
Powerful words...as a new father myself, whose wife miscarried , I sympathize.
Dill - April 13, 2011, 12:44 am, #216274
wow...I'm at a lose for words...that bought a tear to my eye. Hopefully, it will make people think first
GySgt1811 - April 12, 2011, 12:05 pm, #216187
No comment, RL. I extend my hand instead...


bed time stories -


TAGS: bed father dead
Rating: 4.7/5

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Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:35 am, #245367
Actually, picturing the gibbers and squeaks is the part that gets to me.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:07 pm, #245358
Geezus, Dad, every freaking night?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 9:53 pm, #245357
And then some
motinet - April 25, 2013, 9:16 pm, #245355

amsome!


TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm, #205863
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm, #205770
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm, #205757
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm, #205736

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am, #205727
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


FATHERHOOD - THE REALITY - "Oh, how I'm gonna embarrass her with this pic when she's 16..."




HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! - Daddy is so proud of you... now, could you snatch another beer for me,son?




LOVE’S WORTH -


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

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guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm, #90328
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm, #52202
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #50741
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am, #50659
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm, #50562
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...p***ersion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm, #50537
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm, #50533
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change


Child's Logic -


TAGS: father son talk life lessons
Rating: 3.1/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm, #254056
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!


FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion


TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am, #210261
d*** thats all i can say


Sometimes Love Is For A Moment -




LEAVE THE GUN -


TAGS: godfather orangutan cannoli
Rating: 4.61/5

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voodoo3535 - April 7, 2011, 3:47 pm, #215918
AH-AH-AH-DOUCHE! Sorry. Got a bit of a cold.
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm, #215917
this is g**
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm, #215916
this is g**
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm, #215915
this is g**


YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME -


TAGS: michael fredo corleaone godfather2
Rating: 4.05/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 6, 2011, 5:27 pm, #218186
Hey! That's demotivatingly funny


DAD, WHAT'S GAY? -




STAR WARS -




GET ALONG -


TAGS: super villian calendar father time
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 16, 2011, 9:11 pm, #225866

that d*** rerun....p'ffft.


Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




Father's Day -


TAGS: fathers sons ocassions love expressions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am, #246793
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am, #246747
Good One !


CORRUGATED BOXES -


TAGS: zoom zoom father child
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2012, 11:03 pm, #241976
Xacto blade and a box, I’m good for the afternoon…and, yeah, the office. Best venue for all gleeful devilment. Cheers, fellow corrugationists.
Greeny - December 28, 2012, 9:03 pm, #241969
late 50's here - just b00bytrapped my boss' office with a box full of packing peanuts hanging from his ceiling - it never gets old!
Greybeard - December 28, 2012, 8:55 pm, #241968
Super!!! I'm 47 and still make cars, forts ect. Sometimes when I'm still here at work....LoL
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 7:20 am, #241955
Yes. Thought about it…looked at it….read clunky to me. But, yes. That would be proper. Sure ‘nough. Rigidly proper. Unbendingly, strictly, tightly, severely proper. Thanks for trying, MP, but some of us are incurable…and phucking loving it!!!!
MPsniper - December 28, 2012, 6:54 am, #241953
shouldn't it read: "turn *into* disney"?
GaryO - December 27, 2012, 6:38 pm, #241942
Thank you Missy. I see you been rollin’ thru posters like presents from stockings. Cheers to that, good’ns all.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:33 pm, #241939
Nice...5L dear.


GETTING LOST -


TAGS: father family road trip hell
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:47 pm, #240892
BAM!


IN ABSENTIA -


TAGS: father s day
Rating: 4.8/5

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Feasibly - June 21, 2011, 12:11 am, #220332
True enough Derek, but it's best if the father will "man-up" and do what's right for the kiddos....he'll be glad he did in the long run. Am5some po5ter RL
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:49 am, #220293
they dont, they make excuses
Derek - June 19, 2011, 6:38 pm, #220273
Two sides to every story.
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 10:36 am, #220263
When will deadbeat dad5 ever learn?


FATHER OF THE BRIDE -




GUANTANAMO BAY -


TAGS: confusion fathers day
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 10:06 pm, #218737
That sounds a little prickly to me, RL...5
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:28 pm, #218734
you mean American Greetings?
Airman - May 18, 2011, 2:32 pm, #218718
there's a Hallmark moment somewhere in ther5


A FEW GOOD MEN -




FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words




LIZZIE BORDEN -


TAGS: mother father
Rating: 3.79/5

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gapf2010 - July 7, 2012, 6:07 pm, #237056
Nice Flotsam and Jetsam reference :)
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:07 pm, #236845
lol.. see what you make me do!


HE MADE ME AN OFFER - that I couldn't understand..




DADS DAY -


TAGS: father s day
Rating: 4.86/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:25 am, #220209
One of the rare times my wife laughed at one of my posters...a tough cookie, that woman is.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:42 am, #220202

feas.....awe5ome!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:16 pm, #220186
Dark, truly demotivating.. 5 Annies


"JUST THIS ONCE - You can ask me about my business." "Michael...is it true?" "No...... I did not poop in my diaper."


TAGS: godfather
Rating: 3.62/5

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TO ONE DAY OLD JESUS... - According to our Test results.. Joseph...You Are NOT The Father!




That's My Boy -


TAGS: father son life role model
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm, #254720
Thank you. :)
chickenlittle - May 9, 2014, 9:39 pm, #254718
That's awesome. Very nice! :)


PRICELESS -


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 6:05 pm, #246705
HA!
lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 11:34 pm, #246683

Love this!
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:26 pm, #246677
Awesome. Pure awesome. infinite lions.


Stupid Questions -




-


TAGS: little big man grandfather die
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - August 23, 2014, 3:07 pm, #256320
"Little Big Man"


breakfast story -


TAGS: father and son
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 16, 2014, 9:51 pm, #256726
Still laughing at this one....keep trying to vote
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 3:03 pm, #256718
Hilarious


Why Father Loves Naughty Kid -




Winning -




FAMILY -


TAGS: father son conquer the world
Rating: 4.93/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:34 pm, #197681
Solid. Beautiful.


Thanks Dad -


TAGS: father s day calendar personal view
Rating: 4.92/5

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maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:43 pm, #246656
Heavy Stuff .
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 10:46 pm, #246634
Whoa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 9:30 pm, #246632
Too many in fact. 5L


Once Upon A Time -




From Me To You Kid -




mirror -


TAGS: father mother
Rating: 4.85/5

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steve1961 - July 31, 2014, 6:02 pm, #255937
tbh when I saw that Sho posted this, I thought the ending would involve "in a formaldehyde jar somewhere..."


PS -


TAGS: father daughter
Rating: 4.8/5

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Iconoclast - April 8, 2014, 10:33 pm, #254169
Absolutely GREAT and a keeper and to be shared with parents everywhere,
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:51 am, #254125
5Love it! My daughter knows, she comes home past curfew & with "the boy", momma keeps a baseball bat under her bed and a sh**gun in the garage. Curfew is pretty much never an issue. But I am certainly sending this poster to all the kids...beautiful.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 8:33 pm, #254106
like you, I have a daughter. She was the first to see this.. followed by my 3 sons and the 2 daughter in laws
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 6, 2014, 5:46 pm, #254104
When do I get my sandwich and beer?
rerun - April 6, 2014, 12:30 pm, #254102

As a father of a daughter I believe this is the most potent & important message a father can share with his daughter. THis is hands down the best poster I have ever seen on this site.


HE KEPT LOOKING -


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm, #232591
I may know someone just like that...


Disturbing -


TAGS: boy grandfather ogling same women
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 7:07 pm, #254852
lol!
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:18 pm, #254833
Shame on you crotchety...you're supposed to be a 5L role model!


LEISURE, FAMILY, MONEY - Pick any two.


TAGS: family earn father work breadwinner
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2013, 1:49 pm, #243728
...and only pick a green tie on March 17th!


LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CANOLI -


TAGS: rerun godfather
Rating: 4.65/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:25 pm, #228463
Nice one!
gas - January 29, 2012, 12:23 am, #228347
hahahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm, #228254
watch out for the o55er you can't refuse...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:01 pm, #228248
lol... smels like bribery


PARENTING -


TAGS: father drunk alcohol child hangover
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - March 8, 2011, 5:05 pm, #213810
5 dizzy lions


HUMILITY - Sometimes, the best way to show your kid the ropes is to throw him out of the ring.


TAGS: father son life lesson sumo
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:01 pm, #186534
brilliant! 5L


DEDICATION -


TAGS: love kids children dad fatherhood
Rating: 4.5/5

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BoneCD - July 16, 2010, 12:30 pm, #185055
I think that's an off, off, off Broadway production Cubby...
agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:42 am, #185008
LMFAO!!!
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 12:41 am, #185007
I'd pay to see that show.


IN THE CORNER -




SIze vs Capacity -




Fredo -


TAGS: fredo godfather son waitress
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - June 11, 2014, 6:24 pm, #255271
and... he forgot his boots in the Deer Hunter


HAPPY (sad) FATHER'S DAY! -




BOTH HANDS -




NOTHING BUT A PRAYER - And even that might not work




Special Delivery -




UNPLANNED FATHERHOOD -




THE CLAWEDFATHER -


TAGS: cat purrsuasion godfather quote
Rating: 4/5

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 2:05 pm, #235104
He's an Italian cat, English is his second language. We'll cut him some slack.
spacedog - May 25, 2012, 1:21 pm, #235102
Nice proof reading. *sigh*


DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - This house is a broken home. There's no control, he just lets his emotions go! -Marshall Mathers




BEFORE YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE - I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so - so bad


TAGS: luke i am your father
Rating: 3.7/5

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jejeloman - October 3, 2012, 11:29 pm, #239724
Nice one, it made me laugh like crazy XD
caveman - May 15, 2012, 7:46 am, #234645
I got a good lol out of it


I LIKE WATCHING TOO -




FATHER AND SON TALKS -


TAGS: father son talks greybeard
Rating: 3.38/5

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Haarakkon - July 11, 2009, 11:21 pm, #94997
Alas, and I had secretly nurtured a delusion that I could potentially be a greybeard, revealing my knowledge of the "B" side of "Fat Bottomed Girls". I now know that such a thing cannot be. The bar is too high.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:47 pm, #94990
This is great!
RONSART - July 11, 2009, 9:36 pm, #94989
GO GREYBEARDS!!!!!...whoops...all except Sean...lol...still under investigation for membership I guess. Those Canadians slow on giving out info on past felons.


MY FATHER -


TAGS: father jesus christ
Rating: 3.37/5

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redhdsrbst - March 1, 2010, 6:58 pm, #161297
8? you got off easy.


WHEN THE PLAYGROUND - gets too rowdy Michael likes to use something his great-uncle Vito taught him


TAGS: godfather trick
Rating: 3.35/5

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BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:21 pm, #145980
yep...LMAO thanks for the memory
Airman - December 15, 2009, 2:18 pm, #145977
did you ever see Belushi do it on SNL?
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:05 pm, #145971
I always loved that scene from the godfather


THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?


TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm, #232695

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


THE CONFESSIONAL -




FISHING TRIP -


TAGS: godfather ii but relaxing and a great get away
Rating: 2.93/5

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Sean - June 23, 2009, 12:39 am, #89079
Now this is great. Live for Today. If you know what I mean.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:32 am, #89072
No matter how you look at it, this one doesn't seem to end in a healthy manner.


REVELATIONS - "Look, It's your Father!!!"


TAGS: look it s your father
Rating: 2.7/5

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CANADA - January 22, 2010, 7:58 pm, #153812
redundant, 1L
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:52 pm, #153807
5 "Luke, I Am Your Father's"


STANDARDS -




FATHER -




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